The Karaoke Massacre

[Fatpot]

"The Karaoke Massacre"

By: Fatpot

 

Inspired to write by her petrifying voice,

Don't get me wrong; I'm not listening by choice,

My ears are bleeding.

From her so-called singing.

 

I used to think her voice was annoying,

I was wrong; it's horrifying,

Mixed with the atrocious music,

It can kill a man; it's that toxic.

 

Let the world know I died in vain,

Couldn't stay long enough to use a cane,

Ending my misery with a kitchen knife,

Under the shrieks of my brother's wife.