A Sure Remedy for Crushes

[bigheartdude]

Disclaimer: If you do not want to wake up from a dreamy onesided crush or you enjoy being obsessed with a stranger read no further. Ladies I am sorry for this post

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The rush of hormones when you see a beautiful girl sending you into a roller coaster ride of uncertainities, time waste and yearning hearts is not uncommon among young men. But have you ever thought how that girl looks when she gets up in the morning with no make up, smelly mouth and dry saliva on cheeks. The think how she would be in the toilet while answering the call of nature, stinky faarts and residues of faeces because she did not wipe properly. Think how she smells when she is flowing like a river during her periods. Think of all those reddened napkins below the silky lingerie. This is reality and all women have these. Now see if you like her less and probably move on with your life. Sorry if I spoiled your dreams.

[hourglass]

And men don't have similar unsavory characteristics??

Grow up.

[korey]

this is kinda gross but after I read that and thought of the girl I have a crush on doing all those things I was VERY turned on!

[Rainmaker]

If we were to think that about every girl we liked, then there wouldn't be any girls in our life cause all girls do that! Wake up man, it is the way of life, i know girls puttin on loads of make-up gives us men a flase picture, but Hey we like it!!!

[bigheartdude]

The whole idea of this post was to resolve between love and pure crushes, in one case all this does not matter and in the other case it helps to think rationally about a girl and not get overwhelmed by her.