puff.tm.dragon Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 .....because it taste like pee. I remember the first time I tried it tasted so bad that i gagged and that was like 2-3 years ago and I've hesitated to do it since. I fear it. It taste like pee. I want to do it but I want to throw up when i think about it. Anyone else think it taste bad? ...maybe it's just the girls.........they need to eat more healthy food, odor free food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellFrost666 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Man... this is the third thread I have seen from you in just a few minutes where you trash yourself. You either want some attention or you have some serious problems with self esteem. Get some flavored motion lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puff.tm.dragon Posted January 8, 2007 Author Share Posted January 8, 2007 Oh man you don't like me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellFrost666 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I didn't say that. I just gave my opinion based on your actions. I made no claim about my personal like or dislike for you. Truth is I don't know you well enough to decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doyathink Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Hey puff... Some men dont like it....dont do it if you dont want to. The girl you were with must not of had a shower before you did it...or has bad hygiene... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day_Walker Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 .....because it taste like pee. I remember the first time I tried it tasted so bad that i gagged and that was like 2-3 years ago and I've hesitated to do it since. I fear it. It taste like pee. I want to do it but I want to throw up when i think about it. Anyone else think it taste bad? ...maybe it's just the girls.........they need to eat more healthy food, odor free food? Now unless the girl just tastes bad, I would suggest trying this trick. Brush your teeth before you go down on a girl and you wont taste anything but the toothpaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doyathink Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 hahhaaa...great idea Day...but nothing tastes good right after you brush your teeth.... Have you ever drank OJ after you just brushed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvaGina Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Just do it stright after a shower. You think almost every woman here hasnt been traumatised by a less-than-clean penis or a shot in the face when she wasnt expecting it? (sorry if thats tmo) I know the pee thing can be disgusting, but just have a shower with her first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerohalo Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Now unless the girl just tastes bad, I would suggest trying this trick. Brush your teeth before you go down on a girl and you wont taste anything but the toothpaste. That is a GREAT idea! I wonder if it feels any different for the woman though, I mean toothpaste kinda makes your mouth feel cool. Sweet, I learned sumthin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Now unless the girl just tastes bad, I would suggest trying this trick. Brush your teeth before you go down on a girl and you wont taste anything but the toothpaste. Incidentally, this works for kissing too. Some women don't like it when you tell them they have bad breath and need to brush their teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornToResist Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Hey guys...advice from a girl... Try Altoids. Pop a couple in your mouth and head on downstairs. This makes for an AMAZING cool-tingly sensation and fully intensifies things. There's no way you'd be able to taste anything other than the breathmints. You might want to start off realllly slow and make sure it's not too intense of a sensation for the girl though. Or heaven forbid she have some sort of allergy. But I give this advice from personal experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant_Kate Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 The pee taste was *probably* because the girl hadn't washed recently enough. I promise not all women taste like that, and if you're still scared, go ahead and try the minty fresh suggestions of other posters - sounds like some decent advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candy604 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 tell the girl to take a shower before you go down on her or use some listerine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadence308 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 I think the altoids suggestion was good. What about flavored lotions? I think it would be too hard to have a girl shower every time you wanted to perform oral sex on her. You just need something to change the flavor a bit. I'm sure girls have been equally traumatized by a dirty penis, etc. It's not disgusting...everyone goes pee and it has to come out somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartbaby14 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 I would recommend trying flavored lotion that is specifically intended for "down there". If you go with the mints idea, just make sure that they're sugar-free or you could give your girl a yeast infection (yuck). If you look you can find some sort of pleasure cream or lube that's sugar-free, tastes good and as an added bonus makes the girl all tingly. I can personally attest to its efficacy, and with the tingly help you'll be spending less time on the job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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