turqoise Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 want to hear funny ones to brighten my lonely night! One ex used to say my name. But the others were like uuuuugggghhhh~!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRedQueen Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I'm usually the vocal one in bed, unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
need2bme Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Just a lot of grunting and moaning...oh and a lot of **** me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikka Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I'm usually the vocal one in bed, unfortunately. Me too. Can't think of any funny ones off hand. Well I can, but out of context they aren't as funny. I guess they are bedroom inside jokes for my guy and myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caramel_cod Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I feel strange now because I have never been vocal during sex. I usually do the heavy breathing and tell them it feels good and give them directions, but I can't imagine screaming obscentities at the top of my lungs. I have never been with a vocal partner until now either. My new guy sounds like he's in a porno. I try and kiss him a lot because I just want him to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvaGina Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 I was never vocal until my last fling... he was amazing... I have to force myself a bit with the new guy... but he likes dirty talk, so its ok. Lots of swearing... lots of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karenin Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 uurgh uuurrgggh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
need2bme Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 uurgh uuurrgggh Um, how does that actually sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wexmen Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 moaning when having sex can stimulate both desire and may help strenghten a nearly gone relationship. actually , boy likes it so much, because it give him a sign of achievement to satisfy his girl . sometimes , girl takes it seriously whenever she want her boyfriend remember the rest of his life , it could be a amazing trick. after all , enjoy your " love " life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rthiaugpuf Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 oh maaaan we loooove the dirty talk. hearing myself moan enhances the pleasure for me, so I'm always very vocal. as for a funny one... he once said "I'm gonna cum!" but he said it in a way that made it seem like he's never cumed before, and that he was surprised! it was hilarious!!! it was like, wow omg I'm actually gonna cum! Iv'e never cumed before! wow! what is this? LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unface Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I want you to like a/an . Weird huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crow Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I like to hear moaning, I also like dirty talk. Both giving and recieving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pregnantkitty_1985 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 I feel strange now because I have never been vocal during sex. I usually do the heavy breathing and tell them it feels good and give them directions, but I can't imagine screaming obscentities at the top of my lungs. I have never been with a vocal partner until now either. My new guy sounds like he's in a porno. I try and kiss him a lot because I just want him to stop. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, oh god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pregnantkitty_1985 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Mine roars for a long moment at the end, like a beast. And during, sometimes says, "Who's is it? Who's is IT? You like that don't you!" And I'm just like, "oh god. Please be quiet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmebaby Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 my ex boyfriend used to do me really hard to the point where i was like screaming and then would stop and take it out and make me beg for it. he also always loved when i said "dont stop, please dont stop." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joiseygrl Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 My lover and I are both very vocal in bed. I'm a little more so than he is. I love it! Not many guys I've been with were more vocal than the obligatory "Ugh" when they finished. The guy I'm sleeping with now is fantastic! Lots of dirty talk, directional and otherwise! And he loves it when he gives it to me hard enough to make me scream. Both of us love knowing that we're bringing each other so much pleasure that we can't control ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkle1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I had a partner who was quiet all the way throu - but at climax roared like a tiger..!!! It was a bit disconcerning to be honest!! lol. I my ex was amazing as i could read his facial expressions...and he was pretty vocal always saying "god >insert my name! Love the oohhhhh and arrrrr and for some unknown reason - i always 'thank god' after i cum and before "oh god...yes yes" lol - why?!?! Sparkle xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unface Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 and for some unknown reason - i always 'thank god' after i cum and before "oh god...yes yes" lol - why?!?! hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadence308 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 This is a funny thread. I'm pretty vocal and moan a lot and quite loudly. My ex gf said it was a turn on when we were together. I always got sex head, too! A long time ago when I dated men, this guy I was seeing was kissing me on my neck and he told me that I smelled good and I said, "Good like food." I think that ruined the moment for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocio Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I like to announce my orgasms for the world to hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pregnantkitty_1985 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Heh, some stuff people have said/can say/do say creeps me out just a bit. It's too over-the-top/porn-esque. And porn's fake, well it's not fake, they're actually having sex but, they're faking all the screaming and yelling stuff, so it's kind of gross when someone starts talking like they're a porn star. Urgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pregnantkitty_1985 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I hate when dudes make exaggerated feminine-esque "mmm" sounds. It's creepy and skeevy for one, and plus it sounds fake, so I get slightly insecure and think they're faking it just so I don't get angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkle1 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 engagedkitty_1985 in all fairness a majority of people aren't consciencly thinking about the noises they make, but, if they are then you are correct in saying its fake. We are talking about the noises and things people do/say in bed in a natural environment where you let lose and go for it. If you hold back for fear of sounding like a porn star - then you're never going to truly relax. i think its fair to say that women, probably wouldn't make as much noise if it was done on their own, but becos we know it turns our partners on my being a little louder/more vocal, which in turn, turns us on - we go for it. Its really quite liberating when you are with someone you are really let go with Sparkle xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimlee2 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I love to get talkin dirty with my guy, One thing that is really funny was that awhile back we were having a great time in bed and as I was really getting into it I yelled"THANK YOU GOD!!!" Matter a fact I said this twice one after the other. My husband just stopped and rolled over laughing so hard he was crying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocio Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I have a friend who makes a wish every time she has an orgasm. She once wished out loud. I think she wished for a yellow monkey, or something to do with a monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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