Luck of the Irish Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 You must be a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you! I'm in need of a few cheesy pickup lines. That's the only one I know. Anyone got some good ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friscodj Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 You've been watching too much Family Guy my friend... Giggity Giggity Giggity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friscodj Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 You must play the trumpet, because you sure made me horny! I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your BedRock. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. I would like you to attend my party, and then we can also invite your pants to come down. Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply. Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need. Now you all know why I spend so much time on ENA... Hey, you asked for cheesy bro...bottom of the barrel really...and I take no responsibility when you get pepper-sprayed for using any of these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friscodj Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? That one goes with your name dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumguy Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Give my mates girlfriend a chance and she'll go on about cheesy pickup lines for hours, off the top of my head: was your father a theif? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Are you a chicken farmer? Because you're raising my c.ock - don't know about the swear filter on that one... My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Your eyes are as blue as windex. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilac_indi Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 my friend told me this one: i bet some guys that i couldnt start a conversation with a gorgeous woman, want to get some drinks with their money? do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkylinesTurnstiles Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 If you were a hamburger at macdonalds i would call you Mcvery sexy You know im not really this tall...im sitting on my wallet I lost my teddy can i sleep with you? Save santa a trip be naughty with me Ive got more game than a playstation I love rainbows I love rain I love you and...um I forgot the rest but I think your hot these are just a few ......Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. (smile) My name is XYZ, what's yours? I'm lost, could you please show me the directions to get to your place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justpaisley Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 My very drunk friend came up behind me at a party and pulled my shirt tag out of the back of my shirt. When I turned around to ask him what he was doing, he said, "Just checking to see if you were made in heaven!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luck of the Irish Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 Thank you! I like yours Frisco. I'm very bored so I'm testing a few hypotheses to see if these actually work. Yes, this is the kind of life I lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ipso Fracto Man Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day. Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friscodj Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Thank you! I like yours Frisco. I'm very bored so I'm testing a few hypotheses to see if these actually work. No...dude...no... Unless you're immune to pepper spray, having drinks thrown in your face, and/or knees to the nuts, I'd keep these amongst yourself and your buddies... I guess some of the ones on here might work I guess...let us know how it goes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkylinesTurnstiles Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Lol. I love lame pick up lines except when the person saying them actulley thinks there really good lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducky Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 "Hi, my name is tonight, and you can call me tonight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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