jubeanation Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 So at the beach the other night on a full moon. Random crazy people came down and went skinnydipping, inviting all to join. Alas! Alas! I wished to join in, but upon nuding up in presense of already naked indivividuals, I knew that certain emotional stimuli would manifest itself in a most unfortuneate biological reaction. It happaens often, I swear, just because I know it could, and I wish it would not and alas.... IT HATES ME So, I'm looking for some magic answer... the golden key... kind of the equivilent to Anti-Viagra. Though, not nessercerally talking medication... ... and so on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiLove_SuperStar Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Well if there were other guys there, theyd probably have the same problem! Wouldnt the cold of the water help..or the dark? hehe I don't think theres anything you can actually do to control it, just have to think of something else I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 *grins* Thinking about other things ... ever actually tried to NOT think about something (especially things like that!) I always found at that age that nervousness about being seen in the first place actually tended to keep things under control. One perhaps seemingly odd method is to masturbate before you're going to be somewhere that this would cause an embarrassment. It tends to alter chemical levels for a while. Depends on the person though, the recovery period tends not to last long especially when younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arwen Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 LMAO! Don't worry. Or don't go skinny dipping Or think about a granny in the crowd of skinny dippers... Honestly, as a woman I can offer no real solution, I just know that I take this particular biological reaction of my bf's ehm... 'device' as a compliment. Where you laughed at? Ilse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dako Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 It's like having a poorly behaved pet, isn't it? I just pretend he's not with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwdreeHpburn Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 lol! I don't mean to laugh... ....but HA HA, I don't have this problem. Sorry for joking. More seriously, I've heard - and like I said, I don't have one of those....things.....that if you imagine an eldery family member engaged in the very act that is causing the problem, not only will the issue deflate itself, but you may experience some stomach cramps as well. I don't know if it really works but it seems mental images and thoughts in a different direction, if you will, could only help. But on the flip side, maybe you could learn to love and embrace your lil growing buddy and wear him proudly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLegend Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Just swim a little and it'll go back to normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarnelianButterfly Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I've heard that hopping in the cold water always makes it do a little turtle action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BellaDonna Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I was thinking that the cold water would probably take care of it? Other than that there's really not much else you can do to combat it.....prevention might be possible by using Ash's advice, but even that is no guarentee. 8-[ BellaDonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jubeanation Posted April 25, 2006 Author Share Posted April 25, 2006 Not laughed at, just didn't go swimming Darkness was none - moon was full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWriter1 Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 am i the only one who doesn't get hard just looking at things anymore? it takes a hand or it ain't happenin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dako Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Even in the middle of the night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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