Wiseman2 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 👹🐗💩🐷🌭👇🦄🤖👾Your troll posts are so amusing you should consider writing for some sort of porn site. You don't have a question or want advice you are just writing out your fantasies here.Especially like the screaming capitols and frequent vulgarities. 🚽💩 Have you taken a look at these? : https://www.enotalone.com/forum/forum-rules.php glow in the dark glass dildo. I SAW SOMETHING GLOWING IN THE DARK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overthemoon7 Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 This is not a troll post. I've gotten the answers I wanted. My choices were to bring it up or not. Lol. You ever experience something so incredibly outlandish that you can't help but laugh or else you might cry? That's where I'm at. I don't expect you to understand the dynamic of our relationship considering minimal details were given. I feel like I'm IN a bad porn story, not the author. I literally would have never even been able to imagine something like this happening, let alone experience it. And the cursing? Well, it's a sex themed forum. I didn't know it would be considered distasteful. I'm at the point where I can see him basically calling me crazy if I did bring it up. I wouldn't even know how or where to begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overthemoon7 Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 I wouldn't call it giddy...manic maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maew Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 He did it in bed with you. That means he either consciously or subconsciously wanted you to see it so you would bring it up... possibly because he doesn't have the courage to bring it up out of the blue himself. Bring it up with him.... so what if he freaks out? My guess is once the initial embarrassment is gone... if you show him you are interested and turned on by it, and as long as you didn't humiliate him, he will be intrigued and want to experiment... I know I would! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SherrySher Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Honestly, this does sound like a troll post. Unless you're hoping for your boyfriend to be gay or are actually a man yourself, I can't see why him deep throating a dildo would do anything for you. Secondly, if you've been together 7 years, you'd be talking to each other about things. The fact that you're not is a huge red flag that you are not close and he does not feel comfortable talking to you. The whole situation sounds very weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overthemoon7 Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 It wasn't the actual act. It was the idea that there was more to him than missionary before bed sex, regardless of the direction. I honestly did not expect so much judgement from an online forum though I understand why. The reason I put this here is because I cannot imagine telling any human I know personally. He's very private. Very quiet. We've had numerous fights over his complete lack of communication and expression. But I figured that's just who he was. And I'm mostly okay with it. I over share and have no shame. I don't expect everyone to be like that. I honestly don't care who believes me or who doesn't. I just needed to put it out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiseman2 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 What happens when you hide these objects? Does he sleepwalk or find them? Does he talk or eat in his sleep? It could be eclairs or pickles, etc. Have you checked the fridge or kitchen in the morning? Has be been worked up for parasomnias or sleep disorders? Perhaps your arousal over all this is simply observing him having weird dreams/parasomniac rote behaviors. I wouldn't call it giddy...manic maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reinventmyself Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 👹🐗💩🐷🌭👇🦄🤖👾Your troll posts are so amusing you should consider writing for some sort of porn site. Y thank you! my thoughts exactly, but I wasn't going to say it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overthemoon7 Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 👹🐗💩🐷🌭👇🦄🤖👾Your troll posts are so amusing you should consider writing for some sort of porn site. You don't have a question or want advice you are just writing out your fantasies here.Especially like the screaming capitols and frequent vulgarities. 🚽💩 Have you taken a look at these? : https://www.enotalone.com/forum/forum-rules.php This is literally the second time I've experienced it. And now who's trolling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SherrySher Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 It does sound trolling. I can't see any woman getting manic over a man deep throating a dildo. Next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiseman2 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 That's good. 🥒🤓He could have broken a tooth on a glass one. glow in the dark glass dildo. BUT THIS TIME IT WASN'T BY HIS FACE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leah33 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 This is not a troll post. I've gotten the answers I wanted. My choices were to bring it up or not. Lol. I don’t understand if after 7 years together the hesitation to bring it up. I realize it’s a delicate topic but how can you manage 7 years together without any form of mutual communication? How can we hazard to guess the motivation behind your boyfriend’s desire to de*pthroat a vibrator anymore than you can? We can speculate, sure, but it’s just speculation. You’re always going to learn new things about each other so maybe try to just consider this one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overthemoon7 Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 I don’t understand if after 7 years together the hesitation to bring it up. I realize it’s a delicate topic but how can you manage 7 years together without any form of mutual communication? How can we hazard to guess the motivation behind your boyfriend’s desire to de*pthroat a vibrator anymore than you can? We can speculate, sure, but it’s just speculation. You’re always going to learn new things about each other so maybe try to just consider this one of them. You're right. And that's why I was hoping the suggestions would be less inquisitive... We've never been like that. We still don't even fart in front of each other. (I know it's a lame example but you get it.) I agree I'm always going to learn more about him...I just don't know if HE'S ready for me to know. Like saying him doing it in bed next to me was an invitation...I think he was just being careless. He's very prideful and emotional and I just don't see this conversation going well. I just wanted to see how crazy other people thought it was and honestly to get it off my chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leah33 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 You're right. And that's why I was hoping the suggestions would be less inquisitive... We've never been like that. We still don't even fart in front of each other. (I know it's a lame example but you get it.) I agree I'm always going to learn more about him...I just don't know if HE'S ready for me to know. Like saying him doing it in bed next to me was an invitation...I think he was just being careless. He's very prideful and emotional and I just don't see this conversation going well. I just wanted to see how crazy other people thought it was and honestly to get it off my chest. I don’t blame you on the fart thing. Farts are unsexy. If you wan’t to avoid being direct, maybe bring a popsicle to bed, work the popsicle first and then let him finish it. Could be a less invasive way to broach the topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billie28 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 It wasn't the actual act. It was the idea that there was more to him than missionary before bed sex, regardless of the direction. I honestly did not expect so much judgement from an online forum though I understand why. The reason I put this here is because I cannot imagine telling any human I know personally. He's very private. Very quiet. We've had numerous fights over his complete lack of communication and expression. But I figured that's just who he was. And I'm mostly okay with it. I over share and have no shame. I don't expect everyone to be like that. I honestly don't care who believes me or who doesn't. I just needed to put it out there. How long have you owned the “glass” dildo for? It’s obviously not glass but that’s beside the point. Did you own these toys before you met him 7 years ago? Because it certainly sounds like you and missionary boy didn’t buy them together. If you had them before 7 years ago , fine. If you bought them while with him then you are at fault for lack of communication. Your post is sounding very much like a troll post. After 7 years you find him deep throating a regular dildo and when the responses you got didn’t satisfy you , suddenly and apparently the next night he is using a glow in the dark glass dildo elsewhere lol Of course you don’t care what people think. Why would you when it’s a concocted story? It’s just fun to waste peoples time right? I’ll give you all the time you want!!! But I’m not a psychologist so perhaps your time spent would be better with one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeptic76 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 How long have you owned the “glass” dildo for? It’s obviously not glass but that’s beside the point. No, glass dildos are actually pretty popular. IJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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