j.man Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 So my girfriend has been in the bathroom for like 10 minutes. I'm a bit worried. Should I knock on the door and ask her if she's OK? Let her know I'm thinking about her? That I'll always be there to support her? I've texted her like 5 times and she hasn't responded. I'm tempted to log onto her facebook. Help!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saluk Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Do you think she's seeing someone else in there? Maybe listen at the door and see if you hear any disturbing noises. You can never be too careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notalady Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Maybe she's constipated, I'd shout through the door "I'm rooting for you babe!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottieflanogon Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 She's probably on her phone. ....something's up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abitbroken Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 So my girfriend has been in the bathroom for like 10 minutes. I'm a bit worried. Should I knock on the door and ask her if she's OK? Let her know I'm thinking about her? That I'll always be there to support her? I've texted her like 5 times and she hasn't responded. I'm tempted to log onto her facebook. Help!!!!! That's a little obsessive. A simple "Are you okay hon?" from across the room or "Hey Babe, are you okay? did you fall in?Just checking". would do. I would be kind of upset if my guy texted me 5 times while I was in the bathroom. Who knows, maybe she will come out and surprise you with her makeup done, hair done and sexy outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notalady Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 That's a little obsessive. A simple "Are you okay hon?" from across the room or "Hey Babe, are you okay? did you fall in?Just checking". would do. I would be kind of upset if my guy texted me 5 times while I was in the bathroom. Who knows, maybe she will come out and surprise you with her makeup done, hair done and sexy outfit. This is in the "off topic" section, and it's from j.man, so clearly a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottieflanogon Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 This is in the "off topic" section, and it's from j.man, so clearly a joke That was my first impression as well. I automatically knew that it was just for the entertainment.some people need to lighten up sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imsuperman Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 So my girfriend has been in the bathroom for like 10 minutes. I'm a bit worried. Should I knock on the door and ask her if she's OK? Let her know I'm thinking about her? That I'll always be there to support her? I've texted her like 5 times and she hasn't responded. I'm tempted to log onto her facebook. Help!!!!! I recommend a Rainbow Six-style breach. ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knot2loud Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 You gotta go, you gotta go. Guess she was still going. I think women like bathrooms. My wife does. This past weekend we were getting ready to go to our daughters. She must've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes. I didn't worry much about it since football was on the TV. She eventually came out - looked pretty hot for a 60 year old lady. Go ahead, knock on the door. No harm done if you do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Blaze Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Jman.. did you teach her how to use the plunger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WithLove Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Maybe she was gonna propose to you and was nervous!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMifune Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I recommend a Rainbow Six-style breach. ] Flash-bang and then roll in like Paul Blart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartGoesOn Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I think she fell in...it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reinventmyself Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 compelling, but a day later and no conclusion?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notalady Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I wanna know what happened, did she eventually come out?! How does it all end?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMifune Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I think she fell in...it happens. God help J.man if it's because he left the seat up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricorn3 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I've texted her like 5 times and she hasn't responded Only 5 times?? Dude, that's not enough! Text some more, if that doesn't work, then call her on the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 The last time I hid in the bathroom for crazy amounts of time...was when I found out I unexpectedly pregnant. She was probably crying. Any pickle cravings lately? Good luck, man. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WithLove Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I'm really upset that there's not an update to this. I thought everyone always updated us with what happens. What gives?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sara-pezzini Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Oscar Pistorius anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudgie Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 She's clearly cheating on you. Block her and go NC! You deserve better! Get a STD test! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontiger Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I'm not going to say she's cheating. But this behavior is highly suspicious. Have you put a tracking app on her phone yet? That would be the next step IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schilller Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Maybe she isn't really in there. Maybe she only exists in your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricorn3 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 She probably escaped out the window and done a runner - she couldn't handle j.man's high anxiety anymore, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j.man Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 UPDATE: Thanks for nothing, eNotAlone (or should I say eALLalone) forums. Apparently this is all one big joke to you so I had no choice but to go out to the fire escape and climb onto the bathroom window. Just like I suspected, she was looking at her phone on the toilet. From what I could tell, she was looking at either the gmail app or the OKCupid app. I yelled from outside the window, "HEY, what are you doing in there?" Like a bandit caught red handed, she naturally tried to flip the script on me. She asked what I was doing outside the bathroom window. Nice try, but you can't outwit the witter. I told her to get out of my bathroom and not to even bother flushing. She got out and packed her bags. I'm proud to say that I've been in NC since the night I posted this. I texted her yesterday and the day before but she just keeps telling me to "leave her alone," but I can't tell what she really means by that. I feel like I've really changed since Monday and I want to know how to win her back. Please help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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