World's biggest masturbation freak part 1

[dummy20707]

Where to start? The first time I did it was the last day of Christmas vacation when I was 13 years and a few days old. I was given this wretched book called "Boys and Sex". It said how to masturbate. I figured I wanted to try it. It took a while to actually work but basically it's been all I've wanted to do since. At any given time, one has a list of things you can do. With me, as soon as sex/masturbation appears on the list, it goes straight to the top. Now I'm 45 and I figure I've had thirty thousand or thirty five thousand orgasms, I forget. I kept track in 1988 and did it an average of 3.1 time a day that year. Gosh I just love it. More later....

[Calatin]

I started masturbating when I was 12 but I discovered it by accident. One day I while I was at my older cousins house I found a porn magazine in his closet and took it home with me. Then one night in bed when my parents were away I looked through it and became erect. I had had erections before but this was the strongest I had had because of the magazine. I knew that all the older people thought that sex was the greatest thing so I decided to try a simulation of it on my own to see for myself. I took an empty wide necked glass bottle that had a rim just right for my penis size and covered the neck and my penis with shampoo for lube. Then I just started moving my penis in and out of the bottle neck while looking at the pictures in the magazine. It felt so good that I didn't stop and eventually I got a feeling like I had to unrinate. I thought that I just had to pee and figured that it would be fun to just let loose and pee in that bottle. Well I had an orgasm and finally realized why everyone liked it so much. Now I am 16 and masturbate every day and sometimes twice a day. I just love it and now I can't wait till I get the real thing. Sex. How different is sex from masturbating?

[smiles21]

Well, sex is like a million times better. You dont last nearly as long either when you first start. Girls are wonderfull creatures...

 

 

EDIT- I just realized this post was from like forever ago, my fault LOL.