mfan Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Ever see the King Of The Hill episode where this new guy at Hank's propane store says "That's what she said!" after everything anyone else says? By the end Hank is lamenting that he can no longer use the work "unit" or "meat" without people laughing. Great episode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catdancer Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 Ever see the King Of The Hill episode where this new guy at Hank's propane store says "That's what she said!" after everything anyone else says? By the end Hank is lamenting that he can no longer use the work "unit" or "meat" without people laughing. Great episode I've been to alot of sex toy parties and they usually play silly games. One is everytime the host says the word "unit" the women have to pass this huge double ended dildo from one to the other, in a circle, using only their groin. lol So, now every time I hear the word "unit" I immediately think of penises (or penii) and it makes me hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fLuiD Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 It means we are in Spring! And apparently, being in Spring tends to spring up estrogen and testosterone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catdancer Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 It means we are in Spring! And apparently, being in Spring tends to spring up estrogen and testosterone! Ha!! I've already covered that too!! hahahahahah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouseKitten Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I was helping my boyfriend put together flat pack furniture with two of his friends last night, me and the man working on a bedside table and the two other guys doing a chest of drawers. Friend1 - 'Which hole does it go in?' Friend2 - I don't know, try that one.' Friend1 - 'No.... no, that's not right.' Friend2 - 'Nope, that's the wrong one.' Me - 'Do you often put it in the wrong hole?' I don't think the poor guy knew what to say, but my boyfriend thought it was hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fLuiD Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I LOVE Perverted women! Where in the world have you all been hiding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortpants Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 On ENA apparently... hahahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikero Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 the two other guys doing a chest of drawers. That's one kinky threesome. Who got the back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cognitive_Canine Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 You'd be surprised how many things in plant biology looks like a phallus. I'd always get turned on and my mind would wander... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catdancer Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 That's one kinky threesome. Who got the back? hahahah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouseKitten Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 That's one kinky threesome. Who got the back? You know, as I was typing that I was thinking 'perhaps I should add a disclaimer that they weren't literally becoming intimately involved with a piece of half-constructed bedroom furniture', but then I had a blinding mental image of how that would look and completely forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catdancer Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 I LOVE Perverted women! Where in the world have you all been hiding? We've been involved in a secret society of horny perverted women and now we are liberating ourselves! lol OK..I just went back and read that and now I'm picturing an all girl orgy. Man, the thoughts just keep on coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikero Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 You know, as I was typing that I was thinking 'perhaps I should add a disclaimer that they weren't literally becoming intimately involved with a piece of half-constructed bedroom furniture', but then I had a blinding mental image of how that would look and completely forgot. Talk about getting caught with an unwieldy woody. I don't even want to think about the splinter potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouseKitten Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 OK..I just went back and read that and now I'm picturing an all girl orgy. I can just feel the eyes of a thousand male eNA members riveted to this thread now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catdancer Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 I can just feel the eyes of a thousand male eNA members riveted to this thread now lol...I am bi...so my pervy, dirty mind goes all over the place!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortpants Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I must say, if you go to "Who's Online" there IS an extraordinarily large number of people viewing this thread! LOL Cat has singlehandedly kicked off the springtime hornies in us all!!!! U go Cat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catdancer Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 I must say, if you go to "Who's Online" there IS an extraordinarily large number of people viewing this thread! LOL Cat has singlehandedly kicked off the springtime hornies in us all!!!! U go Cat! Well, no since in me sitting around being horny all by myself. Now we can all be horny together! Just a big website full of hard, wet, drooling. pulsating bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikero Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Just a big website full of hard, wet, drooling. pulsating bodies. I think I'm ruined on work for the rest of the day now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortpants Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Longpants (hubby) sends his thanks in advance for the mauling he is going to get tonight... RWAWR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catdancer Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 I think I'm ruined on work for the rest of the day now. yeah, I quit working hours ago. I gave up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortpants Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 "today has been cancelled due to lack of interest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangletsbang Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I've been at this job for nearly 3 years [working for heart surgeons]..and I still crack up when I hear my sister call surgery scheduling and say "I need to put a heart on.." heart on sounds exactly like hard on, abahahahahahahaaa. okay, i'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cognitive_Canine Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 I've been at this job for nearly 3 years [working for heart surgeons]..and I still crack up when I hear my sister call surgery scheduling and say "I need to put a heart on.." heart on sounds exactly like hard on, abahahahahahahaaa. okay, i'm done. Whenever I hear about the hadron collider (which is a lot more often than you'd think)...I think of hard ons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catdancer Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 When I was a kid, there was a police officer in my home town with the last name Diick. I still to this day cannot figure out why in the world his fiance took his name when they married. Her first name was Anita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangletsbang Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 When I was a kid, there was a police officer in my home town with the last name Diick. I still to this day cannot figure out why in the world his fiance took his name when they married. Her first name was Anita. LMFAO. Oh that is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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