elliestar Posted May 8, 2008 Author Share Posted May 8, 2008 Dont think that would work. It's normally packed away and I've modified it. It's not as if its normally hanging around. But thanks for the suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boughs Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 hell yeah. My gf humps pillows and it gets her off. Turns me on like crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_win Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Dont think that would work. It's normally packed away and I've modified it. It's not as if its normally hanging around. But thanks for the suggestion. Tell them that you use it to rest your legs while you're doing situps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliestar Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 I'm not sure they'd buy that one either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliestar Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 I wouldn't tell my friends lol. Then again I don't talk about any of them about masterbation. And yes. It's normal. I have heard of some women who use vegetables, other foreign objects to put inside, and others who use the washing machine, massagers, etc (can't think of the many other possibilities right now.) But I still would keep it to myself,,, just my opinion. I tend to agree with you. I don't think I would feel comfortable about telling them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliestar Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 Well I've been thinking about everything people said on here all day and I'm going to have a long think about whether I carry on or not. I think sophie is right, I need sort out the door frame/wall first - somehow. Hope I can come back and tell ya all how I get on/what I decide in a week or so. I might be asking for some good alternative masturbation techniques! Thanks again. Ellie x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliestar Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 Hey, Well the baby bouncer I was using broke a few weeks ago, but I've decided I dont think I need it anymore. Some of the suggestions on here about fixing it to the ceiling got me thinking. Anyway, my parents are on holiday for 2 weeks so decided to have a go. On Monday, I pushed the attic hatch open and there was a beam running up the roof. So I've screwed a hook into this and just attached the harness I made to it with some rope from the local hardware store. I've used it every day so far for about 2hours a day and have had even better more intense orgasms than before. I'm so happy!! But I have a few questions which I'd like some advice on please...I've been leaving it all connected up and throwing it up into the attic, but this is not ideal if my parents decide to go up there for any reason. Does anyone know of a way that I could easily take it down and put it up each time I use it?? Also, I've noticed that when I first sit down in the harness there are creaking/cracking noises from the ceilings in the rooms around me. And when I get out of it, it sounds very relieved I've got out. Does anyone think this is anything to worry about?? Also while I masturbate, I swing in the harness and today the beam suddenly started creaking for no reason as I swung, and got louder and louder until I decided to get out. Can anyone tell me if the beam is strong enough?? I'm now paranoid about me breaking the roof!! lol. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EQD Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 is it the suspension and bouncing that you are addicted to or is it the orgasms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliestar Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 is it the suspension and bouncing that you are addicted to or is it the orgasms? Bit of both I guess. I think it is the feeling of having an orgasm while swinging/bouncing. Its everything, the feel of the air on my skin as I swing, the feeling of having my bum and thighs supported by the cloth, my clitoris rubbing against the cloth as I swing and bounce. phew, I'm getting excited just thinking about it! So yeah, I just enjoy it, and thought I'd found a new way of achieving it, not so sure now I hope I'm not addicted though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewciouS281 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 so it seems to me that puting excessive force on your clitoris by bouncing up and down with this things may damage things for you in the long run. when having sex it may not be as good cause your not having something pounding or pulling on your clitoris. think about it. in the long run, is it worth the possible damage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EQD Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 you'd fall in love with a sex swing. But seriously could you imagine your parents catching you doing this? little bit awkward.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimthzz Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Wow, you are basically screwing the house now. No man will ever compete with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliestar Posted July 7, 2008 Author Share Posted July 7, 2008 you'd fall in love with a sex swing. But seriously could you imagine your parents catching you doing this? little bit awkward.. Yes I have looked at sex swings but they are very expensive and not that practical while i'm living at home. But yes, it would be very embarrassing if I got caught. What are peoples opinions on the beam? I want to try and make sure its safe to carry on using it. I would have thought they can take a lot of weight if they're holding the house up! What do ya reckon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EQD Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 i'd quit while you are behind. usually teen girls dont tear down the house trying to masterbate lol. its leaving alot of evidence behind. now i do suggest some beneficial downtime that will help you figure out more about different methods of masterbation and give the house a rest. stop using the bouncer until you are out of the house and into your own. Then you can have a swing all your own or install the bouncer there and not have to worry.... unless you rent.. then you will need to be careful. but.. in the meantime (which isnt long at all) you can divise different ways to masterbate, of which there are thousands, and all of this will really come in handy during sex as well as solo sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinginsbi Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 There is also a bed on the market that looks like an ordinary bed, but you can attach all kinds of aparatus to it and it is designed to with stand all the action. Kind of all the joys of a swing without having one blatently in view... just a thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeyy..x Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 There is absolutely nothing wrong with this, and i agree with the comment above. Everyone has weird things they do to pleasure themselves. Get yourself a new bouncer girl!x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EQD Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 There is also a bed on the market that looks like an ordinary bed, but you can attach all kinds of aparatus to it and it is designed to with stand all the action. Kind of all the joys of a swing without having one blatently in view... just a thought that sounds pretty expensive. see the problem here is being 17 and living at home. remember all the freaky things us kids had to hide growing up? her bouncer is alot harder than a vibrator or series of straps and chains. and it leaves evidence. its already messed up a part of her parents house, now she is in the attic and claims the beams sound like they are going to break. not easily covered up. and if she cant afford to get a sex swing how will she be able to afford a complicated bed contraption? if it happens to be cheaper than the swing let me know and send me a link. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliestar Posted July 7, 2008 Author Share Posted July 7, 2008 i'd quit while you are behind. usually teen girls dont tear down the house trying to masterbate lol. its leaving alot of evidence behind. now i do suggest some beneficial downtime that will help you figure out more about different methods of masterbation and give the house a rest. stop using the bouncer until you are out of the house and into your own. Then you can have a swing all your own or install the bouncer there and not have to worry.... unless you rent.. then you will need to be careful. but.. in the meantime (which isnt long at all) you can divise different ways to masterbate, of which there are thousands, and all of this will really come in handy during sex as well as solo sex. BTW I'm 18 now Yes the other options mentioned above do sound too expensive. I have tried other ways to masterbate and they are still enjoyble, but from time to time I return to this method. Nothing else feels as good. Essentially I'm not using the bouncer any more, its just a harness suspended by some rope. which should be easier to keep secret. I dont know if the beam is breaking - I find it hard to believe it would, but its the not knowing - makes it difficult to really enjoy myself because I'm constantly worried. Having my own place would help though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinginsbi Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I really wasn't meaning for the OP to try to purchase one... I was just putting that info out there, since the mention of swings came up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimthzz Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 The darn beam is designed to stay put, not bounce during masturbation. Not sure a structural engineer has ever had to deal with this "stress" on a house before. But I am thinking maybe some other method could be extremely satisfying. I have to say, I am having one heck of a visual of you bouncing one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helplesslyhoping Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 You, my dear, are as normal as normal gets. Just because the girls in porn all have orgasams with vibrators doesn't mean that is the way all women do. When I was young I found that standing on my head on the bottom stair and balancing myself gave me very intense orgasams. At 39 I'm pretty sure I'd end up in traction if I tried that now!! You can go online and order what you need from a sex store. Have fun, enjoy your body and experiment!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliestar Posted July 8, 2008 Author Share Posted July 8, 2008 You, my dear, are as normal as normal gets. Just because the girls in porn all have orgasams with vibrators doesn't mean that is the way all women do. When I was young I found that standing on my head on the bottom stair and balancing myself gave me very intense orgasams. At 39 I'm pretty sure I'd end up in traction if I tried that now!! You can go online and order what you need from a sex store. Have fun, enjoy your body and experiment!!! Thanks, I guess its kinda nice to be different sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliestar Posted July 8, 2008 Author Share Posted July 8, 2008 The darn beam is designed to stay put, not bounce during masturbation. Not sure a structural engineer has ever had to deal with this "stress" on a house before. But I am thinking maybe some other method could be extremely satisfying. I have to say, I am having one heck of a visual of you bouncing one out. Do you think the creaking could be that serious?? I mean it is a beam after all. I was looking forward to using it tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimthzz Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Creaking means something is being stressed. Either the beam or connections to other things. Does it mean the house will crash around you if you have a particularly good session? Don't know, but what a way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ispace Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 I know it might be disappointing to come to terms with, but maybe you're putting too much stress on parts of your house. Some safer methods I can think of that simulate a bounce could be a trampoline, a cushiony couch or bed (or even a big cushion), or even an exercise ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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