kuiks8 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 So my husband and I are splitting after less then 2 years of marriage and what I have noticed is that the first thing people seem to ask when they see me (acquaintances and such) is how's married life... How do you answer this question and do i have to answer? can i keep it to myself... serious and amusing answers welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightrambler Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 it was fun while it lasted. the sex was great but we fought over who cooked dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doyathink Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 it was fun while it lasted. the sex was great but we fought over who cooked dinner. LOL....and who would wash the dishes. I get the same questions..and whats more amusing is...my ex is sometimes with me when I tell ppl we got a divorce last year. They look at him...then me...then him....LOL You don't have to tell them anything if you dont want to. Just say it ran it's course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SapphireNoir10 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 To be honest if it was me i'd say 'Crap' But if you dont want to offend friends and aquiantances i'd say 'What married life...didnt you know we were splitting up?' and if the dig more than that just nod and smile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightrambler Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 "I am taking my Mulligan" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clementine orange Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I'm an expert at evasion of invasionary questions. Determine and sort out who is doing the asking ie: what catagory of your life they inhabit. Do they need to know the details or is saying "it didn't take" followed by a grimice be enough. If they pursue (some people are sooo nosy) just continue grimacing and then ask them about their marriage...or lack of it. Other people perhaps should or deserve a little more background and detail. ie: they inhabit a more "important" place in your life or they are particularily sympathic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jettison Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 LOL....and who would wash the dishes. I get the same questions..and whats more amusing is...my ex is sometimes with me when I tell ppl we got a divorce last year. They look at him...then me...then him....LOL You don't have to tell them anything if you dont want to. Just say it ran it's course. If your ex is with you when you're asking, then just say "turned out he's gay. Go figure." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clementine orange Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 "I am taking my Mulligan" Godo answer but just out of curiosity, how many mulligans is one allowed to have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightrambler Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Godo answer but just out of curiosity, how many mulligans is one allowed to have? we play one off the first tee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Firecracker Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I think you should smile and say fine. None of anyones business really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jettison Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I'm an expert at evasion of invasionary questions. Determine and sort out who is doing the asking ie: what catagory of your life they inhabit. Do they need to know the details or is saying "it didn't take" followed by a grimice be enough. If they pursue (some people are sooo nosy) just continue grimacing and then ask them about their marriage...or lack of it. Other people perhaps should or deserve a little more background and detail. ie: they inhabit a more "important" place in your life or they are particularily sympathic. Evasiveness through humor is a good goal. You: "Well, we spent all weekend at Home Depot shopping for supplies for the new white picket fence we're constructing in the front yard." Them: "But you live in an apartment. You don't even have a yard." You: "Exactly." or, you could just lend out a great quote: "Vows are often made in the state of innocence and broken in the light of experience. Of this I am positive." -- Steve Hogarth, Marillion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightrambler Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I think you should smile and say fine. None of anyones business really. I agree, eventually the news will get around town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuiks8 Posted April 29, 2008 Author Share Posted April 29, 2008 If your ex is with you when you're asking, then just say "turned out he's gay. Go figure." oh my!!! so funny but so mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinginsbi Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 If your ex is with you when you're asking, then just say "turned out he's gay. Go figure." Personally - I like this one! If nothing else it may quiet people quickly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinginsbi Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 K8 - hang in there ... I will be going through the same thing, but after a 15 year relationship, where everyone thinks it's all so great.... both are tough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangi39 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I would just say, "I'm doing great" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco3 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Hey kuiks! I had this question last week also: I've told a few people, I use my instinct which has been pretty good. The ones I've told have been supportive and sympathetic, people I don't want to tell I shrug and say nothing and usually the silence makes them change the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuiks8 Posted April 29, 2008 Author Share Posted April 29, 2008 Hey kuiks! I had this question last week also: I've told a few people, I use my instinct which has been pretty good. The ones I've told have been supportive and sympathetic, people I don't want to tell I shrug and say nothing and usually the silence makes them change the subject. Thanks coco!!! i totally missed your thread last week!!! Ps that was super fun last night..the psycho thread that is!!! thanks for posting it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesOnThePrize Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 We kept things hushed up for about a month. My business partner and a few others knew, although my ex denies it, I'm sure slimeball knew and I believe one of her close friends also knew. We pretty much acted like a married couple around people we knew until the end. Now, when people ask me "where's your wife", I just say "She's not my wife anymore." They always say "I'm sorry." I say "Its just life. It was what we both felt we needed to do." They don't need more details than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejigsup Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I would just tell them: Marriage is a fine institution but I got tired of being institutionalized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuiks8 Posted April 29, 2008 Author Share Posted April 29, 2008 We kept things hushed up for about a month. My business partner and a few others knew, although my ex denies it, I'm sure slimeball knew and I believe one of her close friends also knew. We pretty much acted like a married couple around people we knew until the end. Now, when people ask me "where's your wife", I just say "She's not my wife anymore." They always say "I'm sorry." I say "Its just life. It was what we both felt we needed to do." They don't need more details than that. True enough! Thanks Eyes!!! I would just tell them: Marriage is a fine institution but I got tired of being institutionalized. nicely stated!!! I dig it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesOnThePrize Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 I would just tell them: Marriage is a fine institution but I got tired of being institutionalized. I was going to use this approach, but carrying around the snare drum got so tiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doyathink Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 If your ex is with you when you're asking, then just say "turned out he's gay. Go figure." I'll do that next time. wish I'd thought of that a long time ago damn it! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stella74 Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Well, coming at this from the other person's point of view...I wouldn't ask someone how their married life was unless that person was a good friend, but that's me. So in my case, I'd care enough to want to know that the marriage didn't work out. That's all you'd have to say. "It didn't work," or "Things didn't work out like I'd hoped." And leave it at that. You only have to explain if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviatormy Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I would carry around toilet paper with me. When asked that question I would take out a piece of the paper, wipe my ass and then say... "something like that". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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