justin1305 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 so im texting with a girl and she has sent me this "im eatin chocolate ice cream in bed, all i need is a shag and a fag and i'll be well happy" is this an offer or do u think she is jokin? not sure what to reply? something offering her sex? or something to play along with the joke? HELP!!! QUICK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiser Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 fag= cigarette shag = sexual intercourse Translation " I want a smoke and I want to have sexual intercourse". Pick up some smokes and get your butt over there. Text her that you need to know what her favorite brand is, and directions to her house if you don't already know. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebizdiva Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Yep. What the wise man said. If you want her then that's up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy88 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 hahaha wiser really lives up to his screen name on this one. lol Go for it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin1305 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 ok she was joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovemeorleaveme00 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 that was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiser Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Maybe she WASN'T joking and she is saying she was because you didnt follow my advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin1305 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 Maybe she WASN'T joking and she is saying she was because you didnt follow my advice. i did follow ur advice... i sent "what fags do u smoke, ill pick some up on my way over! lol" and she replied "B&H silver, but i dont think u could handle me, tbh i think i would break you, lol. im cold and having a brain freeze from the ice cream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebizdiva Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 ok hello what'd I miss. That didn't sound like a joke to me it sounds like a challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiser Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 "B&H silver, but i dont think u could handle me, tbh i think i would break you, lol. im cold and having a brain freeze from the ice cream" I interpret that as... "I'm cold, I need a man to warm me up, and prove to me that you can handle me, big boy." You give up to easily. You should have answered, "I'll risk breakage, you're worth it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin1305 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 I interpret that as... "I'm cold, I need a man to warm me up, and prove to me that you can handle me, big boy." You give up to easily. You should have answered, "I'll risk breakage, you're worth it". i replied "i dont think u can break me, that would take some serious hardcore shagging" she hasnt replied yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiser Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 i replied "i dont u can break me, that would take some serious hardcore shagging" she hasnt replied yet Ok, you're doing great! 2 questions: 1) Did you pick up the cigarettes yet? 2) How far are you from her house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin1305 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 lmao, im about 15 miles from her house. at this time of night i could drive there in about 20 mins, the cigs i could easily get on the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiser Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Get a move on. Call her bluff and go knock on her door, with the fags in your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin1305 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 i'm almost certain she was joking, but ill keep going. but i dont want to freak her out or appear sleazy if she is joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiser Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Then tell her you were just being a nice guy and dropping off her cigarettes. She will appreciate your impulsiveness and the fact that you care about her needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin1305 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 Get a move on. Call her bluff and go knock on her door, with the fags in your hand. omg u serious, i think that might be a bit too strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someguy88 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 LOL this thread is so funny. Whatever you do, keep up the flirting. How well do you know this girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebizdiva Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 YOU don't want to freak HER out or appear sleazy? LOL I think you forget who you're texting with. I doubt if anything could freak her out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin1305 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 Then tell her you were just being a nice guy and dropping off her cigarettes. She will appreciate your impulsiveness and the fact that you care about her needs. nah mate, driving 15 miles to give her some fags, i dont think she'll buy that one. i reckon she might get offended. also she still hasnt replied to my last message bout hardcore shagging. tbh i think i have freaked her out. but we'll wait and see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiser Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Don't forget your lighter. It be really cool when she opens the door and you "flick your Bic". Make sure you adopt a casual pose. Lean on something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin1305 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 LOL this thread is so funny. Whatever you do, keep up the flirting. How well do you know this girl? we have been chatting 2 or 3 times a week on phone or by text. sometimes i see her coz we work near eachother and usually have a smoke together if we do. i tried to date her once, but it was a disaster the date didnt take place i cant find the thread, ill find it and post it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyaboutdogs Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I can pretty much figure that it is a no brainer...she is joking...you got all hot and bothered for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiser Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 OP, why don't you do this...its in between doing basically nothing (which is what you are doing right now), and what I suggested, which is going all out. Call her up, and tell her that you would be happy to run over a pack of cigarettes, and all you want in return is to have a smoke with her outside her house for a few minutes and just chat for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin1305 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 ok so she hasnt replied. proper freaked her out, good stuff. ](*,) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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